That mini heart attack you get

When your crush texts you <3

At least once, you've done this.
Me:  Oh my god. My period is late.
Me:  AM I PREGNANT?
Me:  Wait...
Me:  Still a virgin.
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Me:  I must be carrying the next baby jesus.
Me:  Seems legit.